you’ve got that one thing
"…the daddy of the group, but we’ve corrupted him a little bit"
toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
Louis: It’s pretty embarrassing but I bought a full Iron Man costume.
Int: Why? Why did you buy that?
Louis: Yeah, that’s exactly what my girlfriend said. Because it’s coooool. It lights up!
Int: Are you putting it on before sex or what?
Louis: Well, to be honest, I actually thought about it. But I decided it might be a bit much.